paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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