The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
