I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Randomize
