i permit you to call me
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
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I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
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I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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