you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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