IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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