Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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