At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
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It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
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You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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