I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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