gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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