Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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