no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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