It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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