strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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