Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
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I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
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I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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