Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Liz is crying about burritos again.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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