I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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