But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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