there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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