Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Everclear isn't food dammit
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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