Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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