But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Rock
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Fuck
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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