What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Randomize
