Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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