her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
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He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
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On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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