She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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