I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
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if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
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How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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