She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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