he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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