you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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