SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
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I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
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If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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