but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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