people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Randomize
