On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Randomize
