Who did Billy Mays play for?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
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Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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