theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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