Me. At least after what I've been through.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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