I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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