If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
We need to feng shui this bitch.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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