i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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