no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
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I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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