dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
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We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
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I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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