yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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