I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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