Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
