Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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