I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
we should paint friendship bongs
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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