He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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