So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
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Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
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I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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