Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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