i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
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I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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