Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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