Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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